Wednesday, October 05, 2005

Longing for psychotropic substances and sleep

Today was rough for me. Lately my sleep has been very shallow and I wake up feeling as if I had just gone to bed.

I have been hankering for a taste of the MJ but I know my indulgence would be ruined by paranoia brought on of thoughts of my employer suddenly doing a random and unprecedented drug test on me. Then I'd be forced to go to some diversion program led by someone that has cutesy pins attached to their employee ID badge with sophomoric words of wisdom like "Hang in There." The thought of having to sit in a room where the carpet runs up the walls is enough to squelch my desire. Sometimes I wish I had a senseless disposable job in retail or some other banal service industry.

After watching the latest episode of Transgeneration I've decided that my trannie name would be Alexis.

In other trans news: Jeff Gannon, the USMC Personal Trainer/Escort/Conservative Pundit Whitehouse Journalist, has gotten really fat and ugly. He is scheduled to have 95% of his brain removed to make the final step in his transformation to a Republican.

"I can literally remember what he was wearing: an Air National Guard flight jacket, cowboy boots, bulletins, complete with the-in Texas you see it a lot-one of the back pockets will have a circle worn in the pocket from where you carry your tin of snuff, your tin of tobacco. He was exuding more charisma than any one individual should be allowed to have."
-Karl Rove on meeting George W. Bush for the first time in 1973


Blogger tornwordo said...

If they aren't doing drug testing at work, why worry? I don't know what your job is though.

8:12 AM  
Blogger Adam said...

This is Texas. They make up the rules here as they go along.

8:26 AM  
Blogger BRETTCAJUN said...

You are so handsome. I would love to see more pics of you on your site.

A trannie? Ewww... I would never want to be one.

8:43 AM  
Blogger Bobby said...

Ditto to Brett (on the handsome part that is!) I've tried the MJ once and it didn't have much of an effect, though I've heard that can be the case the first time.

I get insomnia from time to time, and it seems to have been worse lately. I haven't found a good solution for it yet. Good luck making it through the day! ;-)


9:50 AM  
Blogger Adam said...

thanks for the complements brett and bobby

10:22 PM  

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