Sunday, June 18, 2006

Spam Libs

Lately I've been getting the weirdest spam coming into my mail box. It lacks all grammatical form and syntax but I find it highly amusing. Perhaps its some kind of new poetry that I am unaware of.

Here's one I got tonight:

Jennifer was taken in the gym at the soccer teams practice classics deplored. Knowing the reason why she was there, mount spinnaker. Pia slid off her top and showed her tits namesake aboard. 15 guys Faaucked 1 beauty GiIrs Instantly, the players rushed up to her chubbiest modifiers

Brilliant! Yes I too am allured by the chubbiest modifiers on a person's body. Finally! Some spam that brings me joy and is more than just empty promises for penile and ejaculate enhancement.


Blogger tornwordo said...

But wait, which part was linked? I mean usually there's something to click on isn't there?

Definitely more entertaining than porn/drug related spam.

8:18 AM  
Blogger JayT said...

did it make you hard? I think that's the question.

8:27 AM  
Blogger Jason said...

LOL. That was good.
This was in my Spam Folder this morning...

Hey Jason, Jeff here,
I had to tell you about this great hook up site.
I joined it 4 days ago and I got laid on both Wednesday and Thursday night
(by 2 different girls).
How cool is that? Its so easy and these babes want to hook up right away
with any guys they meet.
I'm tellin you, you will get some action. Check it out and see what you think.
I am sure you will be thrilled with results.
Oh I forgot to mention,
it doesnt cost anything to join in the fun.

They said flinty dolomite horsehair ache.
Its all about him begin conduit featherbedding diplomat The
They said reticulum sherbet. agreeing nell.
They is him feedback bilayer coprinus incompressible She is bulb divest pillar.
she is wakefield cruickshank purgation bulky.

Yeah, that's hot!

9:19 AM  
Blogger Bruce said...

Wow you guys are lucky...I don't even get dirty spam. I can spam about new cars and drugs.

9:32 AM  
Blogger john said...

I get email spam asking me if I want to enlarge my genitalia or if I need enhancers to get excited.

2:38 PM  
Blogger Hypoxic said...

That's why I like Google Mail - it filters out the vast majority of the spam.

I was getting so much spam in my roadrunner account - up to 90% of my inbox. After a while I have to wonder if I'm not really inadequate ... all those emails are telling me so LOL

8:20 PM  
Blogger Jimmi said...

SPAM is America's Favorite luncheon meat. See my blog entry about getting spam about spam...http://jimmichronicles.blogspot.

1:41 PM  

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