"BOO!! Its me Karl Rove!! HEHEHEHEHEHE. Now some of y'all might know me as the swindling pasty porky man that established facism in Texas by accusing all the Democrats of being butt pirates and firey drunken motorcycle-driving over the hill pussy lappers. Or some you might have seen my work as the man that co-opted the presidency of the United States of America by convincing a young drunk fellow that Jesus told me he had to be president. But NOW, for my most dastardly deed ever, I shall steal this Krispy Kreme truck and take all the doughnuts FOR ME!!! MMWWHAHAHAHAHAHA."