Friday, August 12, 2005

I would like to point out that certain psychotropic substances have the ability to hone your senses and allow you to see things that you would not normally otherwise. This is one such example. One night, Heather and I were watching Fatal Attraction with the phenomenal Glenn Close and the man who was typecast in roles after this film as the naieve cocksure and brainless man who falls for dangerous women like a moth to the flame, Michael Douglas. However, as you can see in this battle scene Michael Douglas is not Michael Douglas, but instead Jerry Seinfeld. Because Jerry Seinfeld looks so much like Michael Douglas, he was his stunt double for this movie. This is why certain psychotropic substances are so valuable, they allow us to really see whos doing what. Imagine watching other films under the same influence. Patrick Swazye in Ghost might actually be sensually fashioning a clay pot with Kathy Griffin.

Furthermore, how much of a pussy is Michael Douglas that he cant do a fight scene with Glenn Close? Or is it that she is too much of a man? Or is Jerry Seinfeld enough woman for Glenn. The possibilites are endless.


Blogger Knute123 said...

Omg...I never saw this post. Thanks for putting it in your retrospective. Brilliant billions!

9:49 PM  

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