We're back from our trip. San Antonio was a bomb. Its like someone took all the chain restaurants in the world, put them all in a couple of blocks in the middle of a nondescript city and added a drainage ditch and called it a riverwalk. Totally gross. I was hoping that maybe there would be tiny cafes and a myriad of mexican cantinas to choose from. Instead I was assaulted by Dick's Last Resort, Joe's Crab Shack, and a plethora of Italian restaurants with underwhelming menus. To add to all of that its touristic hell on the river walk and one must make a conscious effort to avoid being pushed into the cesspool river by screaming children and their overweight parents. In short a relaxing stroll along the river or simply enjoying a romantic dinner along the river is out of the question.