Monday, October 24, 2005

Postmodern Slop


Coulter Admits She's 'Not a Big Fan of the First Amendment'

I ask you how much someone much hate themselves to get to this point? She is like a comic book villian come to life. Most likely shunned and rejected by her native liberal lesbionic tribe on the east coast she was raised by white men with porky jowels on the praries of Kansas. It was there she learned the values of churning butter and cooking slop by sundown so as to please the menfolk. Late at night she would read works by Joseph Goebbels and the Bible. She resolved herself to returning to the east coast and destroying the lesbionics and other liberals that cast her out. Thus out of the vast arid wastelands of the heartland she was forged, Princess Republicunt!!
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Thanks to Kody for showing me this site where you can make your own church sign. Here's mine.

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In Dallas news, a cab driver has been arrested for drying his feces, grating it with a cheese grater, and sprinkling it on pastries at a local Fiesta grocery store. Fox4 News said, "The FBI, who had originally arrested the man, turned him over to local authorities after they determined his crime was not a threat to national security."

5 Comments:

Blogger Brian said...

Princess Republicunt needs an arch-nemesis to kick her boney butt. Maybe a nice big S&M lesbian?

Thanks for the sign generator link. I could be up all night working out some hostilities...

12:22 AM  
Blogger Lee said...

(splutters)

(clokes)

(puts down pastry with a sickened look)

PS - ADORING the Make-Your-Own-Signs!

9:48 AM  
Blogger CLL Canuck said...

Big giggles for the sign generator! Most hilarious thing in a long time. I will have much fun and will look to you to blame for my paper not being finished tonight. thanks!

6:10 PM  
Blogger tornwordo said...

The sign thing is fun. I have to devise one for Sunday!

6:21 PM  
Blogger Kody said...

*Getting Excited*
Knitting AND Boy Scouts?! I'm getting moist already!

10:25 AM  

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