Postmodern Slop

Coulter Admits She's 'Not a Big Fan of the First Amendment'

I ask you how much someone much hate themselves to get to this point? She is like a comic book villian come to life. Most likely shunned and rejected by her native liberal lesbionic tribe on the east coast she was raised by white men with porky jowels on the praries of Kansas. It was there she learned the values of churning butter and cooking slop by sundown so as to please the menfolk. Late at night she would read works by Joseph Goebbels and the Bible. She resolved herself to returning to the east coast and destroying the lesbionics and other liberals that cast her out. Thus out of the vast arid wastelands of the heartland she was forged, Princess Republicunt!!
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Thanks to Kody for showing me this site where you can make your own church sign. Here's mine.

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In Dallas news, a cab driver has been arrested for drying his feces, grating it with a cheese grater, and sprinkling it on pastries at a local Fiesta grocery store. Fox4 News said, "The FBI, who had originally arrested the man, turned him over to local authorities after they determined his crime was not a threat to national security."