Saturday, February 11, 2006

Overheard in Dallas

Scene: Chili's. A woman and her husband sit behind us with their extremely overweight teenage daughter dressed in clothes meant for a smaller person.

Daughter(in a Vercua Salt manner): I want a Motorola Razr!

Dad mumbles something disapproving in thick Texan drawl. His voice is considerably less voluminous than his daughters.


Daughter(while eating something):But my momma said that if I lose twenty pounds I can get a new phone AND two hundred dollars!

Mom(in voice similar in timbre and volume to that of her daughters): I DID say that.

8 Comments:

Blogger Dagon said...

Texas is magic...Fat girls with thin phones.
BTW--I blogrolled ya. My first Texan on the blogroll (Frank Beekman is an emmigrant).

1:06 PM  
Blogger jeremy said...

Dude, why were you at Chili's?

5:44 PM  
Blogger Spider said...

OH yes - the joys of suburbia - nationwide... tell me, was the daughter wearing pink? How many yards of spandex were involved? Did Mamma look like spam-sucking trailer trash?

10:20 PM  
Blogger Seeker Onos said...

What is even scarier is when severely overweight females wear thong-back underwear with low-rise capri pants... and halter tops.

That's when ye just turn around, and walk away quickly... and hope that your retinas have not incurred permanent damage.

10:53 PM  
Blogger tornwordo said...

And to think, one day she may be president! What are ya gonna do about the younger generation, cluck cluck.

8:44 AM  
Blogger tim said...

I agree with Jeremy, what the fuck were you doing at Chili's?

9:56 AM  
Blogger Kevin said...

reminds me of an old post from the previous blog about the co-worker of mine who's daughter ate all the Girl Scout cookies that were meant for the people who bought them ... 3 cases of cookies ...

3:19 PM  
Blogger Nathan said...

I'm glad the girls of Dallas are so humble :D

1:13 PM  

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