Overheard in Dallas
Scene: Chili's. A woman and her husband sit behind us with their extremely overweight teenage daughter dressed in clothes meant for a smaller person.
Daughter(in a Vercua Salt manner): I want a Motorola Razr!
Daughter(while eating something):But my momma said that if I lose twenty pounds I can get a new phone AND two hundred dollars!
Mom(in voice similar in timbre and volume to that of her daughters): I DID say that.
Daughter(in a Vercua Salt manner): I want a Motorola Razr!
Dad mumbles something disapproving in thick Texan drawl. His voice is considerably less voluminous than his daughters.
Daughter(while eating something):But my momma said that if I lose twenty pounds I can get a new phone AND two hundred dollars!
Mom(in voice similar in timbre and volume to that of her daughters): I DID say that.
posted by Adam at 10:05 AM
8 Comments:
Texas is magic...Fat girls with thin phones.
BTW--I blogrolled ya. My first Texan on the blogroll (Frank Beekman is an emmigrant).
Dude, why were you at Chili's?
OH yes - the joys of suburbia - nationwide... tell me, was the daughter wearing pink? How many yards of spandex were involved? Did Mamma look like spam-sucking trailer trash?
What is even scarier is when severely overweight females wear thong-back underwear with low-rise capri pants... and halter tops.
That's when ye just turn around, and walk away quickly... and hope that your retinas have not incurred permanent damage.
And to think, one day she may be president! What are ya gonna do about the younger generation, cluck cluck.
I agree with Jeremy, what the fuck were you doing at Chili's?
reminds me of an old post from the previous blog about the co-worker of mine who's daughter ate all the Girl Scout cookies that were meant for the people who bought them ... 3 cases of cookies ...
I'm glad the girls of Dallas are so humble :D
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