So I am convinced that this man was planted by Ron Howard and Brian Grazer for the basis of their new bioopic film "Piano Man." The lead role of the idiot savant unidentifiable piano playing man will go to Tom Hanks and the supporting role of the male nurse that falls in love with him will go to John Travolta. They will both win academy awards for the movie, Ron Howard will win as well and we'll get to see Brian Grazer's spiky hair once again at the Oscars. Mystery Briton Doesn't Speak, Plays Piano - Yahoo! News

Renee

Renee
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Her face is pulled so tight here. This is why the Academy Awards mean nothing, they gave it to this.

Congratulations to Rene Zellweger and Kenney Chesney on your secret caribbean wedding. The entertainment value of rednecks getting married to eachother is so much better than watching a porked up cheerleader fake a british accent and shit sling men. I hope they have many babies with minor webbing of the digits on the feet and hands.